Ricky Bobby:
- I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
- Help me, Sweet Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me, Tom
Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me! - I’m Ricky Bobby, and if you don’t chew Big Red, then f**k you.
- It states in my contract that I must mention Powerade every time I say
grace, so I think Powerade is so good, it cools you off, and we look
forward to them coming out with Purple Mystic Mountain Blueberry, Amen
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August 21, 2006 at 5:31 pm
mike hunt
tis a very good movie
August 22, 2006 at 7:31 am
haley jo
i love this movie it had me lauging so histerically i almost pissed my pants!
August 22, 2006 at 8:13 am
lohanjob
I like to think of Jesus as wearin’ a Tuxedo T-Shirt, that says, like, “I wanted to be formal, but I want to party too.” I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party too.
August 22, 2006 at 12:33 pm
missedmanners
My Favorite:
“You watch your mouth you little potlicker, I’ll stick you in a microwave.”
Had me in tears.
August 22, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Daniel Comstock
hey that is awesome i loved that movie hey come check me out at http://dantheman123ya.wordpress.com
August 22, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Qwerty Maniac
It was a great movie, I enjoyed it, it had its moments
August 22, 2006 at 1:02 pm
eugene
“Does that blow your mind? That JUST happened!”
August 22, 2006 at 1:38 pm
michelle
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo?
Ricky Bobby: Why do you have the stereo on while you’re watching TV?
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Cause’ I like to party
August 23, 2006 at 6:14 am
engtech
http://imdb.com/title/tt0415306/quotes
August 24, 2006 at 2:14 pm
ur mom
SHAKE, AND BAKE
August 25, 2006 at 6:35 am
E
Are we gonna get it on? Because I’m harder than a diamond in an ice storm.
August 25, 2006 at 6:03 pm
Someguy
Ricky-”This reminds me of the Highlander”
Girard- “Whats the Highlander?”
Ricky- “Its a movie, it recieved an academy award”
Girard-”For what?”
Ricky “Best movie ever made”
September 4, 2006 at 8:19 am
Austin
I sent in my application to The Real World, and I’m pretty much putting all of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. If my MTV career doesn’t work out, I was thinking I’d get a gun and become a crack dealer. I wouldn’t be, like, a mean crack dealer… I’d be a nice one. I’d just be like ‘Hey guys. What’s up? Want some crack?’
November 21, 2006 at 9:59 pm
LuckyQueenLindy
Reese Bobby: So can I help ya?
Ricky Bobby: Fine. I’ll do it. But I ain’t callin’ you Daddy.
Reese Bobby: Well, what are you gonna call me then?
Ricky Bobby: (Later) All right, Professor Dickweed…
November 22, 2006 at 12:46 pm
John
WE well dance. And it will be a slow jam.