Ricky Bobby:

  • I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
  • Help me, Sweet Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me, Tom
    Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft to get the fire off me!
  • I’m Ricky Bobby, and if you don’t chew Big Red, then f**k you.
  • It states in my contract that I must mention Powerade every time I say
    grace, so I think Powerade is so good, it cools you off, and we look
    forward to them coming out with Purple Mystic Mountain Blueberry, Amen