This is great. Very witty “what-not-to-do” list about simplifying and becoming less stressed. For example:

1. Attempt to control absolutely everything

This is one of the more practical ways of achieving high levels of stress, and can be applied in a variety of ways in almost every situation you are likely to encounter. The key to this method is the fact that you never really have much control over anything, and so it generates stress in proportion to your illusion of control and the imagined responsibility you have as a consequence.

[ From Everyday Wonderland ]