“Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.”

“Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in ‘manslaughter’.”

“Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.”

“Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.”

“Chuck Norris can speak braille.”

“Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.”

“Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver… and wins.”

“Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.”

“If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it’s fucking beef.”

Link to 4Q.cc >> Top 100 Facts for Chuck Norris

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