e: I’d get a bunny if they weren’t so stupid.

me: They’re brilliant!

e: They chew extenstion cords!

me: So do you!

e: Yeah, but for me it’s a religious obligation.

me: What religion is that?

e: I’m not allowed to tell outsiders.

me: How do you know I’m not a member?

e: Obviously, you’d be chewing extension cords.